Suddenly, things make sense...

Story via The Onion.

Comics need more...

GIANT ANTS!! And more monster mash-ups! Frankenstein and Dracula meet the ants from THEM!!

Banned!

...from the Bill Gates ranch and high-tech hacienda: iPods and iPhones.

I guess that's only natural. I'm sure there are no Zunes at Steve Jobs' house either.

Maybe Steve Jobs will do something evil during his time off and send the family a nice care package...

Just because I can...